Thursday, March 8, 2007
Thursday, March 1, 2007
Moving on Up.
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
The World Will Have to Wait.
If anyone has an easy way to do this let me know. You know, where I could say: "Here is a sermon I recently preached, click here to see the rest" and when you click it, it takes you to the whole text, so that I don't have huge posts on the front page.
I know it can be done. The next step is to switch to WordPress. BS assures me that it's easy to do there. I just hate to change my address and all that. I give up today though, wasting too much time figuring it out.
Till then the world will have to wait before I can post my sermons. Sorry Rob Bell, you'll have to write your OWN sermons until then.
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Me and Tubby Have a Lot in Common
I heard some talk on the local radio here in Huntington that the Lexington (KY) Herald has an article that discusses the very real possiblity that Tubby will be fired if the Cats don't do well in the post-season (and in a cool related note, Patrick Patterson, the 6'8'' power forward from Huntington High has made it clear that he will not come to Kentucky if Tubby is not there).
So, why is there talk of Tubby being fired? Simply put, UK is not doing so well this year. They are not ranked as of today, and have not been for quite a while this season. They've lost every game that they've played against ranked teams, including twice to Vanderbilt. Their record this year is 19-9, which is just not up to the level that UK fans expect. UK fans like to win and they have been so good for so long that they just can't handle not being among the best in the nation (same thing with Duke, by the way).
In other words, UK is losing, so there is talk about Tubby losing his job. Now, this is what gets me: Tubby is basically being blamed for UK losing. Could there be other factors?
- Perhaps the players, you know, the ones actually given the task of getting the orange ball through the hoop, might not be playing well enough?
- Could it be that the other teams are just better this year?
- Why not blame the fans for not cheering loud enough? I was at Rupp Arena to see the UK/EKU game and there was one EKU fan who was louder than all of the UK fans... it was quieter than a funeral for most of the game.
- Maybe this is just a momentary burp in UK's greatness: not every season is going to be a top 10 winning season.
But, no, all those other factors are ignored: just blame the coach. Is Tubby a bad coach? Not hardly. This is from the Lex. Herald article:
Smith has been one of the most successful coaches in the history of the
Southeastern Conference and college basketball. His 384 career victories rank
fifth all-time for coaches in their first 16 seasons. His .700 winning
percentage in the NCAA Tournament ranks sixth among active coaches.
In his 10
seasons for UK, Smith's teams have won or shared five regular-season league
championships, seven divisional titles and five SEC Tournaments. The
regular-season titles rank third all-time behind two former UK coaches, Adolph
Rupp (27) and Joe B. Hall (eight). No SEC coach has won more divisional titles.
Rick Pitino (UK) and Billy Donovan (Florida) are second with four
each.
Smith's five SEC Tournament titles tie for second most with Pitino and
Wimp Sanderson of Alabama. Rupp won 13 such championships.
In the end, though, it will be the coach blamed for the losing season, and he will most likely be fired if there is not an immediate turnaround. Now, don't get me wrong, I know that the coach is partly to blame: he is the leader, and in Bush's words, the "decider". But, you can't blame the coach for EVERYTHING.
Now, what does this have to do with me? In a lot of ways, I see the minister of a church in the same predicament as a coach when it comes to blame for the poor performance of a church. I know that the leaders and the people in our church keep a close eye on the two most important stats (in their minds) in the life of the church. All together now: attendance and offering. If the numbers of either go down, the fingers of blame are going to be pointed towards the senior minister. If the church is not "winning games" by keeping up numbers and offerings there will be talk of "letting the minister go" (though we won't get the million dollar a year contract buyout that Tubby will get).
I don't deny that the minister is sometimes to blame for the decline of a church. Poor leadership, poor preaching, poor visiting and the like can contribute to a church losing members and offering. But, like a coach, there are others who could be blamed:
- The leaders of the church, who are the ones charged with directing the affairs of the church (in most cases, the elders, deacons, and/or board).
- The congregation, who are the ones who are actually charged with doing the work of the church: evangelizing, volunteering, praying, contributing to the offering.
- The community. This is like factoring in the fact that the other teams just might be good. If you are in an area with a 6% decline each year in population, you might not be growing. If you are a 50s era church in style, you might have trouble "competing" with the contemporary, exciting church up the street.
In the end, though, the minister is like the coach: no matter what the other mitigating factors, the minister and the coach are the only ones who can be fired, so when the church/team doesn't do well, they are the ones blamed and fired. There are a lot of GREAT ministers who are in churches that simply will never be able to rise above the leadership of the church, the apathy of their members, or the circumstances of their community to be the next megachurch. So, the church goes through ministers like they were paper towels, always blaming the minister, never looking at the real reasons for their lack of growth.
Tubby, I feel your pain. If you need help moving, give me a call, and I'll call you when I need the help.
Monday, February 26, 2007
In Good Company with Bad Reading
Just read the Internet Monk's admission today that he, too, reads unorthodox books too, in his case, the writings of Marcus Borg, who most evangelicals would call unorthodox, or worse.
Read article here.
http://www.internetmonk.com/archive/marcus-borg-attempting-faith-between-either-and-or
I like his reasoning for reading him, too: he would rather read a person in their own words than to read the words of their critics. That's why I've read McLaren... I heard enough bad about his theology to want to find out for myself if the critics were right. (And I think they are).
I'd like to think that the Internetmonk read my admission today (previous post) and decided that if such a respected and august figure in Christendom such as myself could admit to questionable reading that he, too, could come clean about his reading habits. (yeah, right! just kidding on that one!)
Refreshing Unorthodoxy
Posting A Long and Boring File, AKA, a Sermon
I'd like to post my sermons here, but obviously don't want 72 pages of text shown all at once. My friend BS uses Wordpress and can post part of the sermon with a place where you can click to see the rest of the sermon, only showing a bit of the sermon on the front page.
Can that be done here at blogspot, so I can put up a sermon without having all of it right on the front page? Or is there some way to link to it like an image or something?
Thanks for any insight you all could provide.
Working the night shift.
Sunday, February 25, 2007
What is Insipid?
in·sip·id (ĭn-sĭp'ĭd) adj.
1. Lacking flavor or zest; not tasty.
2. Lacking qualities that excite, stimulate, or interest; dull.
There you have it.
"Garbage" you will have to figure out for yourself.
Why Insipid Garbage?
First, the title is NOT just self-effacing humor, as though I'm so humble that I call my musings insipid garbage just so that people will insist that it's not, like the pretty girl who claims that she is ugly just to hear people reassure her that she's not.
In reality, the title is a bit of an inside joke. I used to post a lot on a Christian Church forum (to say I posted a lot is a bit of an understatement). Now, while I can certainly be serious when I want to be and can even wax eloquently on occasion, I'm a very good-natured person who loves silly, Monty-Pythonish humor. On top of that, most of the people on that forum take themselves WAY too seriously, so unless you are willing to argue the nuances of baptism for the umpteenth time, you have to have a little fun.
Consequently, a lot of my posting there was just light and fun: discussions about mimes, Legos, lime jello and the like were often the norm. One day some new poster came into one of our typically inane discussions (this one on whether or not the centripetal force of the earth would suck you into hell... really) and declared that I posted more insipid garbage than anyone he knew.
Naturally, at first I was pretty cheesed off. But the more I thought about it the more I thought it was funny. And, after all, I was pretty good at doling out the insipid garbage (in true Monty Python fashion). So, I took his insult and made it into a compliment, and thus: Insipid Garbage. To the anonymous hater out there: thanks for the inspiration. The name is kind of an inside joke with myself, and now you know it too. (But, even though I'm a fine purveyor of insipid garbage, you might find a gem in here every once in a while).
And now for the historical revision. My good friend BS (mynameisbrandon) pointed out that the name Insipid Garbage could be a play on the verses:
Phil 3:7-11 7 But whatever was to my profit I now consider loss for the sake of Christ. 8 What is more, I consider everything a loss compared to the surpassing greatness of knowing Christ Jesus my Lord, for whose sake I have lost all things. I consider them rubbish [insipid garbage], that I may gain Christ 9 and be found in him, not having a righteousness of my own that comes from the law, but that which is through faith in Christ-the righteousness that comes from God and is by faith. 10 I want to know Christ and the power of his resurrection and the fellowship of sharing in his sufferings, becoming like him in his death, 11 and so, somehow, to attain to the resurrection from the dead. NIV
So, I consider whatever genius I might bring to this blog to be rubbish, or, if you will, insipid garbage, compared to the surpassing greatness of knowing Christ Jesus my Lord.
Not a bad explanation, BS, and I think I'll go with that. Yeah, that's the ticket! Thanks BS, you're the king of BS, you know.
In all seriousness, both explanations work. The first explanation is the true reason for the title, but I agree with the sentiment of the second, and I hereby apply it as well.
There, now you can rest at night, you know the reason behind the title to this blog.
Saturday, February 24, 2007
Another Saturday Night
But, I've been preaching 14 years and most of my sermons have been printed out on Saturday night (or in the wee hours of Sunday morning). Not had many complaints in those 14 years... not on the quality of my sermons, anyway.
I'm not advocating the "Saturday night special" approach to sermon writing, by any means, especially if by "Saturday night special" you mean a sermon that is thrown together haphazardly with no thought or depth (or, in today's world, a sermon that is downloaded on Saturday night).
For some people, though, Saturday night works, and if it works, how can it be any worse than those who prepare a sermon a month in advance? (Served cold, I like to think of it).
Here are some justifications:
- First, a sermon typed on Saturday night is rarely begun on Saturday night. I generally have my sermon "percolating" in my mind for the whole week. I even wake up with sermon ideas, having dreamed of the scripture that I'm working on.
- Second, some people just work better with a deadline. You can call it a lack of discipline, or whatever, but if I sit down on Monday to work on a sermon I find myself staring at the screen (or playing Breakout) for hours. Either that or I type up some really boring stuff. Come Saturday night, though, and I'm under the gun and the words just fly out. Maybe it's because I KNOW that I can't put it off any longer. I have a feeling that if I were at a church where I had to have the sermon to the secretary by Wednesday that I would be up all night on Tuesday.
- Third, different things work for different people. I've known preachers who have their sermons planned out a year in advance. Some do a little a day. Some get them sent to them from a sermon service. Me, I write my own after a week of thought on Saturday. If the end result is good, so be it.
- Fourth, my sermons are fresher in my mind come Sunday. Sure, I could have it written on Tuesday and go over it on Saturday, but nothing like having it right out of the brain on Saturday.
Granted, there are some downsides:
- There is always the chance that something will come up on Saturday, taking sermon prep time. That's happened before, meaning that I've been up all night on Saturday.
- There is less time to make changes if you are not happy.
- Know it all guys who write sermon books will tell you that you are slack if you do it on Saturday.
- It takes away time from your wife if she works. Mine does, so she gets Saturday off, but I'm preparing my sermon. This is the biggest downside.
But, old habits die hard, and like I've said, I've done things this way for 14 years and it works for me.
The other bad thing: the tendency to procastinate on Saturday night when the sermon is due, doing things like typing an entry for a blog...
Blame Brandon
And, you can blame him if I post here more. He's inspired me to post more on this thing and to keep it more up to date. What, 2 posts in 2 months is not enough?
I normally hate it when people go on and on about their big step in entering the blogosphere and all the soul-searching that goes along with it, so I'll not do that.
Besides, I'm heading out to get some Famous Dave's barbecue!
Oh, and check out Brandon's blog at mynameisbrandon.com
Friday, December 29, 2006
Christian Consumerism
I guess it's better than my feeble attempts to simply preach from the bible, but something seems icky about it.
And then all the merchandising. You have a decent book and then you head to the Christian bookstore and find the Purpose Driven book mark, pooper scooper, and tie tack (not that I think that PDL is a 'decent book'... never read it actually).
I used to love to go to a Christian bookstore, but lately I get the sense that Jesus would be overturning tables if he were to walk in there and see the "Santa praying at the manger" figurine and diet books on slimming down the Old Testament Way.
I guess we just like to spend money, as Americans, and as Christians we feel better buying something with a Christian stamp on it instead of some secular equivalent.
And then there are all the conferences: Promise Keepers and Women of Faith to name the big 'uns. I went to my first PK rally this year... didn't see what the big deal was. Yes, there were some good speakers. The music was wonderful. The message was, for the most part, pretty good. But did I really need to lay down a hundred bucks to hear a good sermon?
And most of all: did it really make me a better disciple? Would that money have been better spent on the needy while I spent the weekend at home in bible study and prayer? Do I really need the Next Big Thing to make me a better Christian, or is that just a quick fix? Is the Next Big Book going to show me some way to be a better Christian? And is the Next Big Book Thing really something great, or just some well-marketed attempt to take a little more of my money?
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
Like I'll Ever Keep Something Like This Going..
But, the truth is, I'll probably never keep this going. Heck, I only created this blog so that I could post a snarky comment on a friend's blog.